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Now Seeking Qualified Candidates

The US Legislative Branch is now seeking qualified candidates to apply for representative positions. Since April 1, 1789, the USLB has been working to advance the goals of its stakeholders. Responsibilities include:

Toeing the party line – balance not required
Caving to special interests – candidates who fear the dark and bats need not apply
Pandering to the [...]

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