How to Move Jews

While the Israeli government has temporarily suspended talks on compensation for Israeli settlers to leave their homes in the West Bank, Alabama has stepped up. That’s right, Dothan Alabama. The Blumberg Family Jewish Community Services of Dothan is offering up to $50,000 to Jewish families who will relocate to Dothan, an overwhelmingly Christian town of 58,000 that calls itself the Peanut Capital of the World. As long as they get involved at Temple Emanu-El and stay at least five years, the money doesn’t have to be repaid. Larry Blumberg and his friends are trying to bring new families to the town. The next generation has moved away to the cities, and they don’t want to see their community die and their synagogue close.

Here’s an idea, a smart enterprising Israeli settler could take the compensation from the Israeli government to leave the West Bank, move to Dothan, and retire like a king! They’ll feel right at home: hostile neighbors of another faith, hotter than hell, lots of poverty, and a low cost of living. Paradise.

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One Comment

  1. Jessica
    Posted September 23, 2008 at 10:05 am | Permalink

    Why do the Christians have to be hostile?

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