Putin’s not dangerous because of his stranglehold on Russian government, or his invasion of Georgia. He’s dangerous because he’s physically the equivalent of James Bond. I don’t mean the pansy-ass Roger Moore version of James Bond, but the kick-ass Daniel Craig style. Of course, Putin was KGB, so unlike Daniel Craig, he really was an ass-kicking spy.
Putin’s latest feat of manliness was the shooting of a Siberian tiger with a stun gun. The wild tiger escaped from being trapped in it’s natural habitat in the far east and charged a camera crew. Putin was just arriving with some wildlife specialists, and seeing the tiger loose and attacking, he shot and sedated it.
Here is where Russians and Americans are different. Putin sedated his prey, while Palin would have killed it, and Cheney would have shot a wildlife specialist in the face.
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And W would have looked in the tiger’s eyes and seen that it meant no harm.
Nice to see that Palin is proving to us that mediocrity stretches to the furthest outskirts of our country.
what you mean is Putin is BadAss – seriously… I saw this article the other day.. I thought James Bond, too – then again, he *is* ex-KGB… .so that’s pretty bad ass to start. we don’t have any of those …