Stupid, Lazy, or Corrupt – You Decide

Thomas Friedman writes about how Denmark responded to the 1973 oil crises by becoming energy independent while growing their economy. In 1973 they got 99% of their energy from the Middle East, and decided that just wasn’t going to work for them. By raising taxes on fossil fuel and lowering income taxes, they created an environment for innovation where people were encouraged to work harder at conserving energy.

Instead of getting out of the Middle East, like the Danes, we seem to have gotten ourselves in deeper. We pandered to Saddam Hussein, then attacked him in 1991, and then ousted him from power in 2002. We let fundamentalists overthrow the Shah of Iran, got stuck in a hostage situation, and now we are shaking our fists at the same fundamentalists after we practically encouraged them to support terror. And let’s not forget how we kiss the feudalistic and human rights trampling Saudis asses, (you know, the country of Osama Bin Laden and 15 of the 19 hijackers of 9/11) while they laugh all the way to the banks they own.

Why is it then, that unlike the Danish (mmmm, delicious) government, whose encouragement of energy independence has led to a more healthy society (50% of vehicles on the road are bicycles), our government has led us into war and fear for the past 35 years. The Danes are now the main exporters of alternative energy, but they say they’ve seen 35 new competitors in the last eighteen months. That would be great news, except not one of those companies is American. They are all Chinese. Are we stupid, lazy, or corrupt. I vote for all three.

It makes me wonder if Al Gore had become President where we would be now.

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Obama is not Black

We all know that Barack Obama’s father is African and mother is white. That makes him white, not black. Why you ask? Well, according to Jewish law, a person is what their mother is, not their father. Obama’s mother is white, so he is white.

But, you may say, Obama isn’t Jewish, he is Muslim (isn’t he? Oh, he’s not? Whatever, work with me here). And according to Islam, he is black. To that I say – shut up, no one asked you.

With Obama being white, we are yet again faced with another boring election of two establishment type white guys duking it out to be more of the same. At least if Hillary Clinton would have won the Democratic nomination, we would finally have had a radically different election with a candidate that’s nothing like the white guy establishment. Am I right, or what?

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John McCain is Officially the Antichrist

The Nation reports that the respected True Bible Society in Colorado Springs has uncovered startling evidence that Senator John McCain may be the Antichrist. Like the Antichrist, John McCain:

  • Comes from Romanian heritage – his grandfather’s last name was Mihai, a Romanian name that means “who is like the Lord”
  • Wants to stay in Iraq for another 100 years – thus rebuild Babylon, from whence the Antichrist will attempt world domination
  • Is genial and folksy – therefore charming and unseeming evil
Here’s my question. If Evangelicals perceive McCain to be the Antichrist, and they want the end of days to comes so that they can be united with Christ, would that make them more or less likely to vote for McCain/Antichrist?
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Drugstores Against Health

I always wondered about drugstores. They’re partially pharmacies that dispense medicinal cures like an olde time apothecary, but that’s just a small part of what they sell and it’s usually hidden way in the back of modern drugstores such as CVS, RightAid, Longs, Walgreens, etc. It seems to me that most drugstores sell medicines the way Wawa and Sheetz sell gasoline. It’s a loss-leader to get people into the store.

Most of what’s in a drugstore has nothing to do with drugs or health. You’ll find gift cards, cosmetics, cleaning supplies, personal hygiene, seasonals (fans, heaters, ornaments, costumes, grills, umbrellas) magazines, pulp fiction, and photo services. My favorite part of the drugstore is the food and drinks. Here you’ll find a selection of the absolutely most unhealthy foods, beverages, and of course cigarettes that Phillip-Morris aka Kraft can produce. In fact, it seems like most drugstores are more interested in competing with convenience stores like 7-Eleven, than they are with providing anything related to health.

If you’ve ever been to a GNC or Vitamin Shoppe, you’ll notice that everything that they carry in the store is geared toward your health. It might not be the best stuff or even good for you, but it’s intended to be. Drugstores don’t even pretend that what they carry is good for you. They make you walk past all the bad (bad=profitable) stuff to get to the pharmacy, and walk past it all again to get out.

I’m convinced that we are all better off getting our medications at the grocery store, where we can also get healthy food, and that we should forget about so called drugstores altogether. They aren’t drugstores, they are convenience stores with pharmacies. In fact, I think your local 7-Eleven is more of a drugstore. If you want your drugs, at least you can get them out front and not have to go to the back of the store past all of the crap that will kill you.

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A New Beginning

I started Mediocrity.US back in 2005 and worked on it for a month or so, thinking that what I had to say was witty and important. Very quickly I bored myself to tears and the blog died. So here is the good news. I’m back, and this time I don’t care how boring I am, and neither should you. Here’s why:

The Old Mediocrity.US Widget

  1. This is going to be fun instead of preachy.
  2. It’s all about me, so screw you.
  3. I’m going to share brilliant insight into the American condition that you just won’t want to miss, boring or not.
  4. There is no 4.
  5. Just trust me.

So, you may be wondering why I decided to start this back up again. The main reason is that I was inspired by my friends John Shore and Jamie Kelly, who have blogs for very different reasons. 

John is a professional writer and his fans just can’t get enough of him, so he writes a blog to give them something between book fixes. He also needs to eat, and his blog pays enough for a couple of meals. He is also a compulsive exhibitionist, who can’t stop sharing his innermost thoughts. I can relate to that.

Jamie is just having fun and writes because she likes to. I can respect that.

Welcome, and have a nice day.

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