No, I’m not referring to Britney Spears, or Ashlee/Jessica Simpson, I’m referring to nine-year-old Lin Miaoke who lip-synched a great performance at the Olympic opening ceremonies. According to Reuters, US bloggers are enraged that the Chinese swapped out Yang Peiyi, the real singer, because she had crooked teeth. How dare the Chinese ruin such a beautiful moment with such beauty!
You’d think that I’d be annoyed with the self righteousness of American bloggers for making such a fuss over something that we do all the time. Have any of these furious bloggers ever watched TV news? The reporters/anchors are HOT! As Samantha Bee calls them – NILFs. Are they the best journalists? Who cares. That’s what the off camera writers are for. No, I’m not annoyed with the cited bloggers for their double standard, I salute them. Here’s why:
- The Chinese have taken our talent to manufacture mediocre crap and raised it to an art form
- The Chinese are opening a new coal power plant a week, and are now better at polluting than us
- The Chinese execute more criminals than we do
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I’d like to see them take a run at our obesity rates – no, really – I want to see that! It would be like a vast population of weebles. (David – American-born people know Weebles as the bottom heavy, squat humanoid toys of the 1970s fame.)