Category Archives: Religion

How to Move Jews

While the Israeli government has temporarily suspended talks on compensation for Israeli settlers to leave their homes in the West Bank, Alabama has stepped up. That’s right, Dothan Alabama. The Blumberg Family Jewish Community Services of Dothan is offering up to $50,000 to Jewish families who will relocate to Dothan, an overwhelmingly Christian town of 58,000 that calls itself [...]

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Obama is not Black

We all know that Barack Obama’s father is African and mother is white. That makes him white, not black. Why you ask? Well, according to Jewish law, a person is what their mother is, not their father. Obama’s mother is white, so he is white.
But, you may say, Obama isn’t Jewish, he is Muslim (isn’t [...]

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John McCain is Officially the Antichrist

The Nation reports that the respected True Bible Society in Colorado Springs has uncovered startling evidence that Senator John McCain may be the Antichrist. Like the Antichrist, John McCain:

Comes from Romanian heritage - his grandfather’s last name was Mihai, a Romanian name that means “who is like the Lord”
Wants to stay in Iraq for another 100 years - [...]

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