A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered her altitude and spotted a man in a boat below. She shouted to him, “Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don’t know where I am.”
The man consulted his portable [...]
Posted in Politics | Tagged jokes |
A brilliant parody of what Disney’s take on Sarah Palin would be:
And then there is this CBS version:
I’m really not sure which one is more frightening absurd!
The US Legislative Branch is now seeking qualified candidates to apply for representative positions. Since April 1, 1789, the USLB has been working to advance the goals of its stakeholders. Responsibilities include:
Toeing the party line – balance not required
Caving to special interests – candidates who fear the dark and bats need not apply
Pandering to the [...]
McCain and Tigh were both decorated pilots and wars prisoners that were tortured. They’re both crotchety old men, and McCain has had so much of his skin replaced, he’s practically artificial, like Tigh.
Palin is just a hockey mom who ended up innocently in power, just like Roslin, a teacher who didn’t expect to find herself [...]
I know they don’t look alike, but I still get them confused. Maybe you can help me out here. Which one is it that loves big oil? I also heard that one of them has a daughter or two that like to party just a bit too much. Anti-abortion and pro abstinence education and a huge darling [...]
Posted in Politics | Tagged oil, Sarah Palin, W |
Putin’s not dangerous because of his stranglehold on Russian government, or his invasion of Georgia. He’s dangerous because he’s physically the equivalent of James Bond. I don’t mean the pansy-ass Roger Moore version of James Bond, but the kick-ass Daniel Craig style. Of course, Putin was KGB, so unlike Daniel Craig, he really was an ass-kicking spy.
Putin’s [...]
Also posted in Environment | Tagged guns, Putin, Russia |
With all of the attention on the Olympics, Americans are learning that China is more than something you register to get as a wedding gift. Previously, I ranted about how the Chinese are beating us at our own mediocrity game, and now they have gone and beaten us again.
According to the obvious physical appearance of [...]
Also posted in Sports | Tagged Cheating, China |
W’s third Attorney General, Michael Mukasey must be very proud. After all, following John “Tap that Wire” Ashcroft and Alberto “Geneva = Quaint” Gonzales is pretty intimidating. Still, he’s off to a great start in making sure the Justice Department is looking out for justice department.
Mukasey announced that there will be no criminal prosecutions for former Justice [...]
Thomas Friedman writes about how Denmark responded to the 1973 oil crises by becoming energy independent while growing their economy. In 1973 they got 99% of their energy from the Middle East, and decided that just wasn’t going to work for them. By raising taxes on fossil fuel and lowering income taxes, they created an [...]
Also posted in Energy | Tagged 9/11, Denmark, Energy, oil, Saudi |
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