A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered her altitude and spotted a man in a boat below. She shouted to him, “Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don’t know where I am.”
The man consulted his portable [...]
Posted in Politics | Tagged jokes |
Outraged by the greed and excesses of management that led to the downfall of their employer, Lehman Brothers employees protest by blockading the entrance to the company headquarters.
Bill Tancer, general manager of global research at Hitwise, writes in his new book Click: What Millions of People are Doing Online and Why It Matters that surfing for porn has dropped to about 10% of searches from 20% a decade ago, particularly among the 18-24 age group, only to be replaced by social networking sites. At first glance, [...]
Greed and deregulation has sent the US economy into the toilet. The sooner we accept it, the sooner we can use it to start making some money! That’s exactly what San Antonio, Texas is doing. A state that struck it rich with Black Gold is doing it again, but this time with what they are [...]
Posted in Energy, Science | Tagged oil, Texas, waste |
A brilliant parody of what Disney’s take on Sarah Palin would be:
And then there is this CBS version:
I’m really not sure which one is more frightening absurd!
The US Legislative Branch is now seeking qualified candidates to apply for representative positions. Since April 1, 1789, the USLB has been working to advance the goals of its stakeholders. Responsibilities include:
Toeing the party line – balance not required
Caving to special interests – candidates who fear the dark and bats need not apply
Pandering to the [...]
It became publicly known with Kenneth Lay upon the collapse of Enron, passed through Carly Fiorina of HP after a 50% drop in revenue and the layoff of 20,000 people, and most recently was unjustly denied to Daniel Mudd and Richard Syron of Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac. CEO’s have a self-evident right to award [...]
There is no better example of an American industry that excels in mediocrity, than the junk food industry. Okay, that’s probably an overstatement considering the fast food and entertainment industries. And how could I forget porn?! But back to junk food. I mean, this is the industry that gave us diarrhea Olean!
Fighting increased awareness about their contribution to [...]
Meatloaf and mashed potatoes, burgers and fries, corned beef and hash, steak and scalloped potatoes, and the list goes on. While all of these are delicious (to those who aren’t vegetarianists) there is one main reason not to eat them. Beef. Don’t get me wrong, I like beef. Cows are very cute and they are wonderful [...]
Posted in Environment | Tagged cows, meat, water |
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